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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-23-2014, 08:35 AM
Is he finally going to get us to sign up to Schengen, do you think?

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 08:36 AM
Europe, Europe Endless :music:

Luis Anaconda
05-23-2014, 08:40 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-23-2014, 08:41 AM
called Nigel Farage?

How peculiar.

Berni
05-23-2014, 08:41 AM
expect dutifully to vote for them have dared to vote UKIP instead. :hehe:

Luis Anaconda
05-23-2014, 08:42 AM
Do you remember when we spelt Romania with a u. Better days

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-23-2014, 08:43 AM
but now it turns out they're all dirty racists :hehe:

Berni
05-23-2014, 08:46 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-23-2014, 08:47 AM
Everything would be fine if we could vote by mobile phone.

Berni
05-23-2014, 08:52 AM
Yes. We should obviously put voting in the hands of people who can't be arsed walking a few hundred yards to a polling booth. That's a great plan. Can't see that being a problem at all.

And obviously there'd be no voter fraud or anything.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-23-2014, 08:54 AM
Those postal votes have gone awfully well, haven't they?

Snin
05-23-2014, 08:55 AM

Luis Anaconda
05-23-2014, 08:59 AM
Can't believe the candidates for London, North, were actually N Chamberlain and O Mosley

Snin
05-23-2014, 09:00 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/07/article-1138752-002AEA8A00000258-323_468x337.jpg
and
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110325180958/muppet/images/3/3d/TMS-Statler%26Waldorf-BalconyBox.jpg

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 09:05 AM
At the very least you should be able to abstain and have your abstention counted, rather than lump it in with people who either a) can't work it out or b) spoil they ballots

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-23-2014, 09:06 AM

Berni
05-23-2014, 09:09 AM
as to how to improve it beyond this meaningless gesture"?

That'll be handy.

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 09:10 AM
..the candidates from within the democratic process.

The whole 'my dad fought and died for your right to vote' argument is pretty pointless when there's nobody to vote for, I had nobody to vote for yesterday but I would have liked to have said that rather than just not gone.

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 09:12 AM
...to change, from within the democratic process.

Surely that's better than what you have at the moment.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-23-2014, 09:12 AM
to represent you. Or not, if you don't see fit to do so.

If you want to tell the world how much you don't like any of the candidates, write a blog :shrug:

Ashberto
05-23-2014, 09:14 AM

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 09:15 AM
Jesus, you conservatives, the slightest bit of change and your jowls start going

Snin
05-23-2014, 09:15 AM

Ashberto
05-23-2014, 09:16 AM
as before the Blair government?

Are you some sort of Guardian reader?

Snin
05-23-2014, 09:17 AM
get your own soapbox, a gun, a bomb whatever..and start some campaigning imo

Berni
05-23-2014, 09:19 AM
as a whole.

Is there a candidate who represents all my views? Of course not. But I try to find the one who comes closest and put up with the bits I don't like. People used to get that, but now everyone's so arrogant and solipsistic that they think that, unless they find someone to exactly reflect their precious self-image, they won't bother.

"This electoral process doesn't make me feel special enough, so I'm taking my ball home!"

Boo-f**king-hoo. It's just childishness.

Pull yourself together.

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 09:21 AM
...demand for those parties.

The democratic system in this country is royally f**ked, it makes no sense to be able to postal vote and not to be able to do it on line - which, if done properly, could reduce voter fraud massively.

The reason the system hasn't changed is because it suits the major parties this way.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-23-2014, 09:23 AM
xenophobia and racism. Those dirty Romanians are going to come and steal the lead off your roof! (They might not be entirely wrong there, tbh.)

Berni
05-23-2014, 09:23 AM
mainstream party in one (and probably two) national elections?

Just because you don't like this particular manifestation of non-mainstream politics doesn't make it any less valid a democratic statement.

Berni
05-23-2014, 09:25 AM
Coming over here, stealing the jobs of our thieves. Grrrrrr!

Luis Anaconda
05-23-2014, 09:29 AM
then everyone else to look poncey and bang on about having "beliefs" not realising that, politics aside, running a country may take a little more than posturing and relies on pragmatism and compromise to actually get something done

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 09:31 AM
A third of the country never votes in a general election, locals struggle to hit 40% most of the time and Europeans hardly ever top 25%.

The system is f**ked and we need to find out why, rather than making lazy, childish points about things because they threaten the status quo.

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 09:33 AM
I don't see the harm in it, all I see is a massive amount of potential advantages

Ashberto
05-23-2014, 09:34 AM
He couldn't do it, as it turned out, but that wasn't the point.

Does this make me a racist?

Berni
05-23-2014, 09:35 AM
fault of the thick/ignorant/lazy/ambivalent/arrogant c**ts who choose not to vote.

Frankly, I'm of the opinion that a self-selecting electorate is an excellent plan. It leaves the field clear for those of us who can be bothered, understand the imperfect nature of democracy and actually give a ****.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-23-2014, 09:36 AM

Luis Anaconda
05-23-2014, 09:36 AM
I just wanted to vent some anger and getting involved in a argument with certain people would be very counter-productive

Berni
05-23-2014, 09:37 AM
simple and don't threaten our jobs. When they do threaten our jobs we aren't in favour of them. Just human nature.

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 09:37 AM

Berni
05-23-2014, 09:42 AM
I didn't vote in the European elections because I choose not to validate the EU's wafer-thin veneer of democracy with my vote.

I - not that it's any of your business, of course - voted Tory. I have many issues with the Conservative Party, but they offer the best option as far as I'm concerned.

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 09:46 AM
Who would you have voted for if there wasn't a tory?

Also, if you didn't want to dignify yerp with a vote and wanted to register your discontent would abstention not have been a better way to do it?

I think this is a decent apolitical idea and one which would improve politics as a whole, at the very least it would make people who feel excluded from the process feel included.

Snin
05-23-2014, 09:48 AM
the whole point of revolution old bean..didnt you learn anything from russian and china revolution ? these cnuts wont just giveup power to the people from the ballot box..the are not stupid. Its kill them or live on your knees comrade

Peter
05-23-2014, 09:51 AM

Berni
05-23-2014, 09:52 AM
It's like any other choice. If you go shopping and they don't have Heinz Ketchup, do you cut your nose off to spite your face and refuse to buy Daddies' on principle? Of course not. You buy Daddies' and then complain that it's not as nice as Heinz, hoping that the shop will have Heinz next time you go.

Democracy is no different.

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 09:53 AM

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 09:56 AM
So what would have been the next best thing for you?

Would you still have spoiled the ballot for yerp if you had the option of none of the above?

Berni
05-23-2014, 09:56 AM
Just seems like something to make effete, indecisive timewasters feel less ineffectual to me.

Berni
05-23-2014, 10:01 AM
had to vote UKIP.

However, I didn't have to because market forces dictate that, where there is a need for a broad-based centre-right party, then *bingo* one will appear.

Your problem is that your political views have become so extreme and niche that you've essentially talked yourself out of the democratic process.

Peter
05-23-2014, 10:02 AM
Or where politicans would rather leave the decision to the vitriol and ignorance of the general public.

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 10:13 AM
So essentially the two left most parties are Labour and the Lib Dems.

The point about turnout figures still stands though, if we want more people involved in the process then we need to start splitting up that disengagement into different sectors to solve the problem.

I find it very odd that, for someone who clearly takes voting so seriously, you don't want a better democratic process.

Ashberto
05-23-2014, 10:21 AM
feel threatened and describe them as 'ghastly racists'. It's also why there's so litle difference betweem the middle-class tories who basically approve of cheap imported labour and who hate the indigenous working class, and middle-class lefties who basically approve of cheap imported labour and who hate the indigenous working class.

Meanwhile, elements of that indigenous working class, having no mainstream party looking after their percieved interests, unsurprisingly consider voting for UKIP.

Berni
05-23-2014, 10:30 AM
I think low voter turnout generally speaks of broad contentment with our lot. It's countries that are in the **** or have wars, impending or recent revolution or similar turmoil where you get high voter turnout.

If people in this country were really discontent, more of them would vote. The fact that they don't tells me the system works. Simple, really.

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 10:32 AM

redgunamo
05-23-2014, 10:41 AM

Peter
05-23-2014, 10:42 AM