Balls.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This is clearly the best football evs. Agreed?

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[Berni]

I don't think he's very good, poor chap.

[the splendor of antigone]

Black boots, dodgy hair, white and black ball, and tightly fitted shorts to accentuate the phallic virility and libidinal prowess of our footballing warriors :bow:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is her husband on benefits, or something?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[PSRB]

I'd still say Maradona if talking having WC's as well as domestic, Messi otherwise

[redgunamo]

some sort of quota requirement probably.

[Berni]

They were all inwardy and there was a lot of gum. Don't get me wrong, I think she deserved it, but I couldn't look at her when she smiled.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Her husband must be an utter, utter cad.

What kind of woman gives themself to a bounder, every night? Writhing and sweating in his grasp, gasping as he penetrates her most intimate ring.

[Berni]

right. Amazing he could stand up, really.

[Berni]

[Berni]

Was he sans genitals? Did he tuck them up himself? I think we should be told.

[the splendor of antigone]

I will hopefully report back shortly.

[redgunamo]

one or two genitalia-based issues of their own just now.

[Monty91]

Apparently his wife was horrified :hehe:

It got back to the girl whose wedding it was who then told my girlfriend.

[Ashberto]

They should bring it back one day. That and World Cup commentary over the telephone.

[redgunamo]