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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-22-2014, 03:26 PM
This is clearly the best football evs. Agreed?
http://www.4dfoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cruyff.jpg
Berni
05-22-2014, 03:28 PM
I don't think he's very good, poor chap.
the splendor of antigone
05-22-2014, 03:30 PM
Black boots, dodgy hair, white and black ball, and tightly fitted shorts to accentuate the phallic virility and libidinal prowess of our footballing warriors :bow:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-22-2014, 03:30 PM
Is her husband on benefits, or something?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-22-2014, 03:31 PM
I'd still say Maradona if talking having WC's as well as domestic, Messi otherwise
redgunamo
05-22-2014, 03:31 PM
some sort of quota requirement probably.
Berni
05-22-2014, 03:32 PM
They were all inwardy and there was a lot of gum. Don't get me wrong, I think she deserved it, but I couldn't look at her when she smiled.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-22-2014, 03:33 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-22-2014, 03:35 PM
Her husband must be an utter, utter cad.
What kind of woman gives themself to a bounder, every night? Writhing and sweating in his grasp, gasping as he penetrates her most intimate ring.
Berni
05-22-2014, 03:35 PM
right. Amazing he could stand up, really.
Berni
05-22-2014, 03:37 PM
Berni
05-22-2014, 03:39 PM
Was he sans genitals? Did he tuck them up himself? I think we should be told.
the splendor of antigone
05-22-2014, 03:42 PM
I will hopefully report back shortly.
redgunamo
05-22-2014, 03:43 PM
one or two genitalia-based issues of their own just now.
Monty91
05-22-2014, 03:44 PM
Apparently his wife was horrified :hehe:
It got back to the girl whose wedding it was who then told my girlfriend.
Ashberto
05-22-2014, 03:47 PM
They should bring it back one day. That and World Cup commentary over the telephone.
redgunamo
05-22-2014, 07:49 PM
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