Useless Essex *******

[Luis Anaconda]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Ben.]

was absolute idiocy, he is not suited to ODI at all, can't Morgan do both this and t20?

[Luis Anaconda]

and Broad as 2020 - surely Broad as both made more sense, doesn't mean you give him the Test captaincy either

[Ben.]

May be a bit hit and miss but at least he is capable of hitting the thing to the boundary.
Reminds me of when we left Napier out of the T20 and picked Key, he was nine not out after about ten overs.

[Luis Anaconda]

what a waste of a f**king space. ****-handed as well

[Ben.]

When he was first selected people kept going on about his fielding, presumably to compensate for his lack of any scores.
'Electric in the field' apparently , I've checked my Roget's thesaurus under electric and found no mention of the word "****".

[Luis Anaconda]

[Ben.]

he does annoy me less than Cook and Carberry and indeed any Kent player you care to name, except Stevens.