Hang on a sec - this is clearly a made up person

[Luis Anaconda]

Emirates divisional senior vice president, corporate communications Boutros Boutros added:

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/ctaszjeaDK0/hqdefault.jpg

[Luis Anaconda]

U Thant and of course given our strong German contingent it can only be matter of time before our transparency enhancement facilitator, eastern Europe section, Kurt Waldheim pops up

[slow&low]