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Mo Britain less Europe
05-19-2014, 11:21 PM
he? I see him more as a jealous trophyless specialist in failure who is maliciously trying to lure Fabregas and Sagna to join him as an Arsenal pariah. Scum. Hope he has to retire this season.

bostonbrian
05-19-2014, 11:25 PM

Mo Britain less Europe
05-19-2014, 11:27 PM

the splendor of antigone
05-19-2014, 11:57 PM
Direct your libidinal energy elsewhere, stop remaining loyal to your lost object.
The normal thing to do when you have a traumatic loss -- insofar as you aren't a melancholic, -- is to go through rituals of mourning and thereby symbolize the trauma of loss; you accept it and in this way you normalize it and you can go on.

I went through the same metonymical shifting of objects of desire from Anelka to Cole and Vieira to Henry to Cesc and Nasri and van Persie etc etc.
My ritual involves defecation on their pictures and crying in the foetal position in the shower with a bottle of booze for a few days until I am ready to direct my adoration to someone else who will invariably dissapoint me and throw my arsenal-related idealized self-image into question.

These days my libidinal energy is invested in Ramsey and Özil :wave:
Expect them to be gone by the end of the summer.

bostonbrian
05-20-2014, 12:06 AM
I have a feeling I know who's responsible :rolleyes:

the splendor of antigone
05-20-2014, 12:14 AM
I assure you I am new and not one of Tony's creations.

I have been lurking the board since around '06.

My raison d'etre for being here is to get modd back. His overexuberance provided me with much entertainment in my anonymous years and it filled me with great sadness not to see him ****ting up the board after the magnificent FA-cup triumph he had already predicted at the beginning of the season (probably).

Here's to you, modd :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

Ashberto
05-20-2014, 12:19 AM

the splendor of antigone
05-20-2014, 12:36 AM
Don't question my veracity!
"Go look up my IP address!" as the great, late modd would have lamented amid an onslaught of abuse and vitriol from his adversaries.

bostonbrian
05-20-2014, 12:38 AM

the splendor of antigone
05-20-2014, 12:41 AM
I ain't him, bud.

I'm one of them Scandinavian people (the non-homosexual kind).