I've decided I want us to be 3-0 up inside 20 mins

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]

Then play keep ball for the rest of the game. I don't care how boring we make it. That's for all the Arsenal haven't won a trophy in 9 years, what have you done in the 9 years since Arsenal won a trophy, what has happened since Arsenal won a trophy Luddites.

What have they done since Hull won a trophy, Liverpool won a league? City won 3 trophies in 3 years, but what did they win before that?

f**king morons!

I can't even enjoy the build up to the final cos that's all you're hearing!!

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]

This is our 19 FA Cup final more than any other team

Win it and we've won it 11 times equal to manure no other team has won it more than that

Anyway we've got 3 Germans, that counts for something in big finals!

[One Wilf Copping]