Hmm, need a cheeky week in the sun in September / October.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Direct flight. No English or Russians. Thank you.

[Snin]

http://www.wannasurf.com/spot/Africa/Ivory_Coast/map/map_-surf-spots-ivory-coast.gif

[Pat Vegas]

Always when I see Englanders on holidays they seem to be from the midlands.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

http://www.sofitel.com/gb/hotel-8844-sofitel-abidjan-hotel-i voire/index.shtml (http://www.sofitel.com/gb/hotel-8844-sofitel-abidjan-hotel-ivoire/index.shtml)

http://www.villa-anakao.com/#!home/mainPage

[PSRB]

might be a few Brits but not many

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I hear Benidorm's nice.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Last two weeks of September then.

[Berni]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[PSRB]

[Snin]

lovely getting out ion a hired little RIB boat too..lovely quiet beaches etc

[Snin]

:-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I may as well go to Torquay.

[PSRB]

[Snin]

The warm season lasts from November 10 to May 19 with an average daily high temperature above 87°F. The hottest day of the year is February 28, with an average high of 89°F and low of 78°F.

The cold season lasts from July 5 to September 18 with an average daily high temperature below 82°F. The coldest day of the year is August 13, with an average low of 72°F and high of 81°F.
sea temp -
Tabou average September sea temperature
Max: 26.7°C / 80.0°F
Avg: 25.9°C / 78.5°F
Min: 24.7°C / 76.5°F


ALSO YOU FECKER I WENt to bloody sarrdddeeniiiaaarrr in sept and it was FARKING WARM ..cnut

Weather Averages for Sardinia in September
image Temperature 22°C

71°F
image Low Temperature 17°C

63°F
image High Temperature 26°C

79°F
image Sunshine Hours 8 hrs

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's a pain in the arse to get there now. Unless you fancy Nairobi :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I want to go swimming.

[Curly]

May be on the same flight as all the deportees though

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not going on holiday with a bunch of septics, am I?

[Snin]

you scared of bloody fishes ? its fecknig warm that time of year..sea is blhhaady in mid 20's C...get a bludy grip u chhhant

[Ashberto]

Torquay FTW!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's not the Indian Ocean, is it? It's hardly the South Pacific, the Bay of Bengal, The Andaman Sea, is it? It's the bleeding Atlantic, which washes onshore in fúcking Ireland.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I wonder do they have lobsters?

[Curly]

About 9p to get fed and watered.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to be on crutches you heartless *******.

[Snin]

:hehe: this is the same atlantic that is in effect the caribean ? and washes up on floridas beacges ? and sarf arfiq ? ...its a bloody good ocean..and its OUR ocean..its almost british ffs..we ruled it..learn to love it

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

because THE ATLANTIC IS FÚCKING FREEZING.

I need a posher, warmer and more romantic ocean entirely. I have no time for these ordinary peoples' oceans.

Florida :hehe: The Caribbean :hehe:

[Curly]

Simples.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Maybe I'll throw away the stick AND ROLL ALONG ON MY *******S WOULD THAT SUIT YOU C?

[Snin]

:****er: :hehe:

[Ashberto]

http://www.intlan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bournemouthBNPS_450x300.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Curly]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How could you be so cruel?

[Berni]

Where you'll get anally raped whilst out of your gourd on mescalin, obviously

[Curly]

[Berni]

[Curly]

And thought them v.v.v expensive until I suddenly remembered I come from a place where driving 20 miles is considered a day out

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Hmm?

[Snin]

then realised id put in 3 people as getting them for son and missus too :) ..it was priced overall..not per person..

[Snin]

http://www.priceline.com/?refid=CO4024306&refclickID=110 43709SIDskim3196X602032X2019bba920dbeed630832b3be1 083ac7 (http://www.priceline.com/?refid=CO4024306&refclickID=11043709SIDskim3196X602032X2019bba920db eed630832b3be1083ac7)

can grab some bargains if flying silly o clock etc

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Why would you have avocado in an Eggs Benedict, ffs? Why? :cry: