I've no opinion either way on Rolf. If he's guilty then let him fry

[7evens]

..But I couldn't help pondering whether or not this particular account is falling short somewhere.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27420348

[The JBear]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The man is kind to animals, for fúck's sake. Why get all arsey with the bloke just because he looked a some girl's titties.*

*I've no idea what he did.

[7evens]

I mean... we've all been there

[Mack]

[Remi Garde]

[The JBear]

:judge:

[Mack]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Rolf stuck his extra leg up their arse.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

breathing noises. Said he needed to check there weren't any kangaroos hiding up there.

I shall be seeking compensation just as soon as I see what kind of figures his other 'victims' are awarded.

['Neg]

With 1 being "I found it very pleasant" to 10 "Never had it as good since and desperately crave more of it"

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

On stage at the London Palladium.

He didn't fúck me though. I just dribbled.

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

There's something just too hard to take about him being a nonceroo