This bellend/spunk scoop thing seems to me to be nonsense and takes no account of cock length.

[Berni]

A large cock is going to deposit semen in a different place to where a tiny cock. The smallcock could no more scoop out the bigcock's semen than a man could scoop out a horse's.

All in all, it sounds like a load of old nonsense dreamt up by someone with two much time (and probably semen) on his hands.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What have I told you about self-pollution? Hmm?

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

Like your mum, of course.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

but have postponed that until Sunday so that I get to see the second half of the game. I will at least be replete with champagne and oysters.

I donated my tickets to the lads who have often used my season tickets this year. Out of a sense of, y'know, fairness. Plus, I hate driving to Wembley.

[Classic Jorge]

sounds kosher to me

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

who just happens to be hung like a chinese mouse? :shrug: He comes second (as it were) to the prodigiously endowed slack-jawed, pigeon-chested retard?

It just seems a strangely arbitrary evolutionary marker, that's all.

[Monty91]

so much. Obviously, the chances are my ticket will be used by some cancer-deserving **** who thinks Ozil "doesn't do enuff"

You could have stuck your motor in my mum's garage, you know.

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

to pay that kind of money for.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

spacious receptacle, but had I have gone I'd have stayed at thon ****ty Hilton and left the car there. It's getting home the day after that bothers me. It's just fúcking miles from anywhere. I get depressed considering how long it takes to get to the M40. I never, ever wish to go to Wembley again if I can help it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

the clams, the tiny octopi... fish is the most exciting foodstuff we have at our disposal.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

Nice that you think I'm good-looking, though :love:

[Monty91]

fresh enough to still be able to taste the salt from the sea water, and for about 7 quid.

Not in Covent fúcking Garden.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

lacks.

[7evens]

that he couldn't quite get his fish to the same standards but was comforted that he could charge three times their price for it http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[redgunamo]

her children, regardless of who the actual, biological father may be.

Perhaps your Chinese mouse chap gets to enjoy that particular privilege, while his wife is off enjoying herself with The Punisher?

[Ears are alight]

Where's your tailor?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You go to Scotts if you prefer. That is a matter for you.

My tailor is in Savile Row.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

****.

[Ears are alight]

[redgunamo]

are like that too. She may simply not wish to breed with the eligible dog you have chosen and instead go off with another or others.

Now, within a kennel environment it actually makes little difference, as all the dogs around will be perfectly decent specimens. However the recent adoption of DNA testing has led many amongst the fancy to view pedigrees with some suspicion, going forward.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

You're getting sloppy, rg

[Ears are alight]

[Luis Anaconda]

http://www.banklawyersblog.com/.a/6a00d8341c652b53ef014e89d8900e970d-800wi

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I am to be chopped up soon.

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Ears are alight]

as I've already forgiven you.

I hope what's left of you after the above-mentioned works heals up quickly.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]