'The man'* seems to want me to prove that I'm not - and never have been - married.

[Berni]

Any ideas how I'm supposed to prove this particular negative?

* Some mouthbreather at Islington town hall - don't ask.

[Pat Vegas]

Perhaps you are getting married?

[Berni]

The last one I went to was in 1989. It reeked of horse**** and frying onions.

[PSRB]

[pjlincs]

an affidavit.

[Ears are alight]

If you are, the parish priest of the church where you were baptised will be able to certify this, since the Church requires any marriage conducted anywhere to be registered back to that entry in their books.

As I recall I also had to have my parents write a letter - PM me an email address if you're in need and I will see if I can find the text.

Depending on why you need this?

[Berni]

[PSRB]

[Berni]

I'm still feeling that absence of evidence does not constitute evidence of absence, but still.

[Pat Vegas]

[TRENT COLTON]

WD Berni

[Monty91]

It is massively, massively, MASSIVELY wrong on every conceivable level.

[PSRB]

I think I just got swept up in the mood of the time