I'm on a train to Lucerne from Zurich. Chap opposite me has a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt.

[Berni]

He's about my age.

When did Johnny Switzer start doing wacky? :-(

[The Tony]

[PSRB]

8-)

[Pat Vegas]

and NINJA was banned. Ninja stars, nunchucks.

This country used to be so uptight. BAN CHILDSPLAY!

They didn't even have proper porn available until the early 2000's

[Classic Jorge]

Naturally I blamed the ninja stuff

[PSRB]

catapults and the other was fishing gear, very odd barbers

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Do you have a list of rules there?

[Pat Vegas]

confiscated stuff.

We nicked a ninja star and threw at a tree and then couldn't get it out.

Even had a Sai.

[Pat Vegas]

[Mc Gooner]

[Classic Jorge]

[The Tony]

[Berni]

Nice weather, very pretty, but the place is crawling with the Swiss. Rum lot.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or is it rosti day?

Do you remember the Swiss Centre in Leicester Square? We used to lunch there when I was a kid. It was awfully delicious, as I remember.

[Berni]

other night. Ended up in a strip club with the erstwhile deputy editor of Nuts. Nice chap.

I remember no Swiss Centre, I'm afraid.

[Supermac1976]