My sons appear to have cleverly contracted some brand new terrible illness.

[redgunamo]

There are no obvious signs or symptoms or anything; the only thing it does is prevent you from going to school. And the poor afflicted must merely stay in the house and play FIFA and eat sweets and cake all day, until some unspecified future moment the village medic blows the all-clear.

Naturally, to the untrained eye, it seems to be a case of "there's bugger all wrong with you! You skiving gits, f**k off!", albeit in a particularly virulent form. But it's actually highly-dangerous and infectious apparently, according to our resident experts (namely, their gran and their mother).

Well played, the redgunamo boys, imo; Bavarian defending from the ladies though :-|

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Have you considered giving them a damn good thrashing?

[redgunamo]

Just after running them off the premises with hounds. Ingenious little *******s.

[redgunamo]

Oh, you mean my boys? They probably earned their prize, in fairness. They've shown good initiative and a decent aptitude for working together.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That might encourage a recovery.

[Berni]

Anally fixated, I reckon.

[redgunamo]

Well, congratulate him somehow anyway :puke:

[Monty91]

Sweet mother, it was good.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Germany.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is it known for the quality of its beef?

[Classic Jorge]

You can stick your primacy of individual sovereign states imo, this is reason enough to dive headfirst into eurogeddon.

I get the third f**king degree if I buy a bottle of drowsy benalyn over here

[Berni]

Can't miss it. Full of ****s.

[Berni]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

able to look around me and say, 'Oh, I'm in Clerkenwell.'

Odd.

[Berni]

dicky tum. She took the remedy and promptly passed out for about a day. Imagine our surprise when I looked at the concoction to discover it was basically laudanum. wd froggy chemist.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

would wander up from Timeout towers and clerkenwell jsut kind of came n went in a few steps.. its liek could never find Als cafe bar or whatever it was

[Berni]

[Snin]

just under near holborn flyover thing..indescript nothing of a bar../ club

[redgunamo]

In fact, they're as divided and hateful for each other as history would suggest.

Actually, stand in any member state and the dislike for all the others is quite palpable.

[Classic Jorge]

With better drugs everything is fine

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

Cars dont count

[Rich]

Has some tables on the pavement that seem like a bit of an afterthought?

[Classic Jorge]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[redgunamo]