I have just written the most satisfying out of office message ever

[Brentwood]

"I am out of the office until 22nd September on paternity leave"

:socialism:

[Uttoxeter Gun]

[Classic Jorge]

Well done for your fortitude shown in living under the cold, dead hand of those awful socialist overlords who dont appreciate family values.

Also, congratulations on the impending Noglet

[devongunner]

[Brentwood]

Daughter is 8 months old - i'm taking over from my wife now until she is 13 months, then we dump her in a kindergarten

[Ashberto]

just to balance the debate.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

parents were over from America and his dad says "Son what's with all the fancy gay nannies" when he sees a group of men with babies. "Actually i think that's just fathers on paternity leave" :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

Anyway, all off to Copenhagen for a right f**kin tear up for a couple of weeks, yeah? Wave the krone about a bit, give it the oil wealth large.

[Brentwood]

they talk about the "latte pappas" in Sweden

[Classic Jorge]

Anyway, the childless are weirdos.






























This may be an opinion I have come to out of a massive, festering sense of jealousy

[Brentwood]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

the US to Stockholm. It was written by a guy who did it in real life so having had similar experiences i get a lot of the references and jokes.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Ashberto]

The baby-dodging thing being a case in point.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Brentwood]

Likewise, Klovn

[Brentwood]

cheers for the compliment though

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Brentwood]

My wife likes a show about Britt Ekland called Svenska Hollywoodfrua. Dreadful

[Brentwood]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Norwegian ladies. Of all the shows they could pick from the UK they take those two c**ts :rolleyes:

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Ge9-NyUEo

[Guns 'n' Roses]