According to the Spanish press reckon Barca want Ozil for around £30m

[PSRB]

All good with me, if we can have Messi for £40m

Thank God there's a world cup this year to break up the transfer *******s

By the way, no way will Man United spend anything like £150m this summer, £80-100m absolute top end

[Classic Jorge]

A sort of LBC, or El-BC if you will

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

small, greasy spaniards?

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

[Mack]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Supermac1976]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

If only LA worked on the Sports desk.

[7evens]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He owes me.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[star_trek_gooner]

[Berni]

It's just that some of them are very funny. There was a chap who wanted a hairy asian man for fun and frolics. Which bit of Asia?

[Supermac1976]

:hehe:

[Peter]

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

However, there were also some very strange people.

[Classic Jorge]

I tell you, the drop in the going rate for anal has hit her hard this year

[Supermac1976]

NSFW
Side A
http://youtu.be/aTrvPJLGTXs
Check the track titles. - A1 I Am A Pervert, A2 They Make My Cock Rock Hard, A5 Keeping Sexy With Girls, A8 Woman Feets, A10 A Blow Job Worth Reebering, A11 My Big Rising Willie, A14 My Special Message: *****, A16 Female Bum Conscious Aware, A18 I Am Gorilla, A19 Don Male. :hehe:

Side B
http://youtu.be/rUc77mr9s7c
B1 Dear Sexy Charmaine, B2 Dale, B4 Diana, Princess Of Wales, B6 Strawberries & Cream, B7 Dirty Letter In Sex, B8 My Robotics Project (1), B9 Spunky Arthur, B11 My Robotics Project (2), B12 Suck You Out, B13 I Ham A Man, B16 Does It Go Crossways?, B17 I'm Worried, B19 Carol Smillie And Carol Vorderman (Live At Wisbey's).

This is a recording of genuine letters to porn stars and Page 3 girls. None are tampered with in any way. What you hear is what has been written. Some letters are bizarre, some obscene, some sad, others surreal and most are hilarious. The letters were all written by men aged somewhere between 21 and 81.

"This recording happened by accident. I had kept this collection of dirty letters for some while, but was not quite sure how to use them. Everyone I had shown them to were enthusiastic and genuinely engaged by the content. One evening, at the house of Wisbey, I showed him one. Immediately he began reading it out in a Carey Grant style, and the whole concept was born. Such is the brilliance and versatility of Wisbey that the whole recording took less than two hours. And every recording here is the first take. Lionel."

[Supermac1976]

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

Oh, you mean...*





*Doesn't really work, does it http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Supermac1976]

:hehe:

[redgunamo]

whether it is worth carrying on :-|

[Classic Jorge]

You must have been very free and easy with your ringpiece

[redgunamo]

Rather like my ringpiece, I suppose.

[Berni]

for a f**king pushbike! http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/yikes.gif

Cycling is not a dignified thing for a grown man to do, r. Sir C took it up and I'm not sure I can ever really look at him the same way again. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Red N White Army]

[Classic Jorge]

And, lets be honest, we all know what fraulines are like

[redgunamo]

Oh, the bicycle, you mean. Seen. Same difference.

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1sF6Lnxl8ZA/0.jpg

[Red N White Army]

[Red N White Army]

[Supermac1976]

odd film imo.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

He was on an advert and I said something like "Ooooh Tyres from spaced in the new xxxx advert, legend" and he replied to me thanking me for my kind words.