Monty, is your cancer gun loaded?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Have you heard of a thing called 'Goodplaya'?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

educationally sub-normal, working class **** C.

Monty! - cancer of the testicles I reckon ( to goodplaya - not Sir Charlie ).

[Berni]

unsightly (albeit harmless) cysts all over his testicles. His condition was incurable.

I'd just had a knacker whipped off, but remember thinking that he was much worse off than me. This made me feel better. I was also still full of pethidine and had just watched us get past Villareal to the CL final, so that helped my frame of mind, too.

Anyway, what I'm saying is: there are worse things that knacker cancer.

[Classic Jorge]

He actually seemed very measured and sensible for a Wengaraaaht

[barrybueno]

That's why God gave us 2 of the little buggers I suppose...

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He (she) is simply a person with a different opinion than you and others.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

amputation was the usual outcome. I said I thought I would struggle to agree to such a procedure. She said, don't worry - "when you see what it does to your pecker, you'd soon be urging them to cut it off"

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That is my opinion.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Not something I am particularly bothered about.

[Classic Jorge]

Look, you simply cannot deny there's a shrillness and a certain timbre to the Wengaraaahts that characterises them as being a little bit simple.

That's before we even start on their propensity to use phrases like "Nuff Said" and "End of" to drive home their weak arguments before the point where they have to consider any factors outside of "football's abaaht winnin fings, end of/nuff said".

I simply said he came over quite well for one of their sort

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

while still acknowledging the work the man has done in his tenure.

Some people embrace change, others fear it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

In my opinion. I'm entitled to this opinion, right?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Perhaps not in the intelligent elite of people you mix with but there you go.

In general I don't really get why you continually resort to such terms, your ever engaging "fourfahtoo" or whatever it is.

Simply makes you appear a bell-end, which despite me perhaps regularly referring to as such, I doubt you really are.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Classic Jorge]

And if we're talking about irritating rhetorical devices that make people appear like utter helmets then we really do need to bring your glib, overly simplistic, anti-intellectual snob/luddite one into some sharp focus too.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You are not far wrong, to be honest.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

there with "I ain't bein' funny but".

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?S=4a580f30909f505302 fbb489886871d0&SQ=66e03599060a00f05f469482592341bc&t =search&srch=I+love+it+when&btn_submit=Search&fi eld=all&forum_limiter=&search_logic=AND&sort_ord er=DESC&author= (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?S=4a580f30909f505302fbb489886871d0&SQ=66e03599060a00f05f469482592341bc&t=search&srch=I+love+it+when&btn_submit=Search&field=all&forum_limiter=&search_logic=AND&sort_order=DESC&author=)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

mano a mano, as it were. There is no need for you to get involved.

[Classic Jorge]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?S=19f9203ef0089225ee 42d31c01ab817a&SQ=d04294754c8d6e4585e0dffdd990d445&t =search&srch=%22I+do+love%22&btn_submit=Search&f ield=all&forum_limiter=&search_logic=AND&sort_or der=DESC&author=P%F6pe+J%F6rge (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?S=19f9203ef0089225ee42d31c01ab817a&SQ=d04294754c8d6e4585e0dffdd990d445&t=search&srch=%22I+do+love%22&btn_submit=Search&field=all&forum_limiter=&search_logic=AND&sort_order=DESC&author=P%F6pe+J%F6rge)

[Classic Jorge]

And also, I felt the context was rather important.

You have to contextualiZe these things

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

sticking your nose in the air after I've hung one on it!

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[:hehe:]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Just unlike you to be so rude about others.

I am sure I have seen you reprimand others for such terms of abuse.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

such terms really are the only option.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

No harm done.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Good man.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Part of my glib, overly simplistic, anti-intellectual snob/luddite persona.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

dont get your lip out, SW