Everton's Jagielka 'will not play until fully fit'

[Monty91]

In other news, Man Utd will not appoint new manager until they have chosen one.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

By rushing back when not 100% to then sustain a secondary injury putting his place in Brazil at risk.

No real news here other than him being too tight to pay for his entire family to go to Brazil to see him play in what will be the biggest moment of his career.

[Rich]

[Monty91]

Too proud apparently... :rolleyes:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I believe congratulations are in order so there you go, congratulations.

Don't be afraid to come forward for parenting advice should you feel the need. No question is too silly.

[PSRB]

[PSRB]

has to play either City or Hull in order to go to Brazil apparently

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

They're not going to get 4th so he may as well chill and wait for 3 games in South America.

[Monty91]

What is the earliest time it is acceptable to have a crafty **** with a newborn in the same room, and is it ok if they meet your eye during the vinegar strokes?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And yes, they won't remember a thing for at least a few years. His/her main thoughts at this time are "f**k me, is that a nose".

[Monty91]

If the nose grows too, he won't get laid till he's about 40.

[Ashberto]

Myth, perhaps, but funny.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Compare it to a piece of cloth or paper that has been scrumpled up for a long time and is now free.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Monty91]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

wrt this issue?

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Tawdry acts of masturbation? Really?

[Guns 'n' Roses]

oral pleasure in the morning is out of the question, then?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's disgusting.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

It's just sir C, I seem to remember that M in the past have expressed a certain level of disrespect towards "men" whose spouses are unwilling to provide oral pleasure.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's no point trying to shame him. He has no moral compass.

[Ears are alight]