I prefer madrid to progress as I believe that should the unthinkable happen - Chelsea

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

making the final - then Madrid will be more capable of beating them.

Should Chelsea win a second CL before we've won it once, my very soul will be ripped apart.

[Lord Roose Bolton]

f**king grim final watched around the world

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

After all, you like wimmin don't you?

[Nicosia Gooner]