Guns 'n' Roses
04-23-2014, 01:26 PM
When travelling back from Dubai, on a Kraut flight, I once again ended up next to a woman with severe lettuce-phobia. Once again I found myself in a situation where the armrest had to be lowered with considerable force. Her abnormal corpus came as no suprise to me when witnessing her nutritional habits. Coke for breakfast? Cahm on!
It doesn't stop there. Behind me sat a horrible example of old Kraut woman, who insisted on not tapping, but hitting me on the shoulder when meal times were nearing, in order to have me raise my seat. She tried this procedure also when having a drink, at which time I tried to sleep as it was in the middle of the bladdy night. I'd had it by then and administered a proper telling off, in nazi.
It doesn't stop there. Behind me sat a horrible example of old Kraut woman, who insisted on not tapping, but hitting me on the shoulder when meal times were nearing, in order to have me raise my seat. She tried this procedure also when having a drink, at which time I tried to sleep as it was in the middle of the bladdy night. I'd had it by then and administered a proper telling off, in nazi.