Male Logic

[Nicosia Gooner]

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: Around $5


Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each
month at $450. In one year it would be almost $5500, correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5500, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at over $100,000, correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink beer, that money could have been put in a savings account and, after adding compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Same Man: Do you drink beer?
Same Woman: No

Same Man: Where's your Ferrari?


Good logic dictates that you do not send this message to women, but I couldn't resist!