Swampmagotts moaning at 0-1

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

f**k you. f**k you. f**k you in the arse.

f**k off.

If the game had happened to finish 0-1. f**k you. f**k you in the arse.

Just f**k off.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

exactly what kind of airplane driver are you C? - My cousin flew Tornados and refers to all pilots that weren't fighters as 'sparrows'. Are you a sparrow C?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

In all seriousness, we on the edge have max respeck for those who do it slightly differently. I've had Tornado jockeys look at my sequence card and roll their eyes in disbelief. Pulling +10, then pushing -5, without a g suit? They're going no where near that. On the other hand, I'm like, taking £40k a year for flying aTornado? Wouldn't keep Mrs Charlie in hats.

So credit where it's due. They can't fly real aeroplanes. But they live on benefits. So fair enough. I have to earn a living in the real world and put myself ourt to fly dangerous aeroplanes. I mean, Aston Martins don't come cheap. Your cousin's ilk, scratching is arse and living off my taxes flying a cab is clearly brighter than me, so good luck to him.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

not sparrahs - he's a bit posh C, as I suspect you are ).

Now what is this new toy you and your inner circle have been alluding to all day). Is it a decent motorbike at last C?

[Snin]