Poking a ball with a stick is certainly an impressive skill, but I'd love to see one of you ladies

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

fly a de Havilland Chipmunk.

http://www.rafmuseum.org.uk/images/archive/29.jpg

[Berni]

It's just like driving a car or something.

Cricket, on the other hand...

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:-|

[Classic Jorge]

Listen, you dreadful little man, my Mummy is your boss so you will let me sit here for as long as I want

[Rich]

Going to head out from Bournemouth and over to the Isle of Purbeck.

Taking my girlfriend with me too :-

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He and his father still belong to my flying club. In his slightly younger years the D of E was a hoot at the Christmas Ball. He always participated in the food fights with great enthusiasm.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's a piece of aluminium ****. It's a 160 hp puddlejumper with the wheel at the wrong end, designed to be uncrashable by morons.

What do you think it's like to fly?

[Classic Jorge]

isnt he max von richthoven's third cousin or something?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Who are your third cousins then? You're probably related to Thatcher.

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I hope you've learned a valuable lesson there, r.

[Classic Jorge]

[Brentwood]

[Mc Gooner]

[Wembleygooner- raised in hornsey]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Brentwood]

Went to air force bases like Linton on Ouse too

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

you hit the landy bit, twist the fecker back straight again.

You try coaxing a fecking great 3 lbs floater out of the U-Bend with one hand ( while the other's up the housewife's skirt )

[Wembleygooner- raised in hornsey]

yep RAF Halton and Abingdon - happy days ...