That fella on Masterchef last night who made sausage and beans on toast

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Silly man.

I didn't fancy his plums much.

[Berni]

The ex-winner, I mean. Shrieking bender, of course NTTAWWT

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

5 hours 4 minutes.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Berni]

I hated her.

Does this mean you're going to have to get up there by public transport, though? :-( Won't you then need to wash and change before getting into her - for fear of befouling her with public transport ming?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

a "just joking". Apparently not. He really did think beans on toast was suitable for MasterChef :hehe:

[Berni]

butter to be the acme of sophistication.

*Some sort of common, anyway.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I shall check into The Savoy at 1, shower and change, and be at Park Lane for 3.

These things must be undertaken in a certain style, don't you think?

[Classic Jorge]

Dripping

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That'll do it. Scrape toast with garlic. Proper exotic. :clap:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That's handy.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

the TV to UK and use a VPN so we get the UK apps instead of the swedish ones. ITV player, 40D etc...

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'll have no ****o lefty cookery shows in my house.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm about 197 years old :-(

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Sorry, I should have said "Telegraph motoring correspondent, Alexi Sayle"