I'm bored of this Jaco Pastorius business. Can't they just cut straight to the verdict?

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

then I'm definitely turning to a life of crime

[Monty91]

Do I have to do that at my hearing next week, or is it a Saffa thing?

[Classic Jorge]

I dont for the life of me know why they didnt pin it on Mark Duggan

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, the prosecution's line of questioning was a bit much.

"Look at the picture Mr Pistorius! Just like you said, it burst like a watermelon!"

Alright mate, he's a cripple

[Berni]

[Supermac1976]

[Brentwood]

anymore, then what hope do we have that the legitimate crims will be banged up?

[Berni]

"Oh well since you've shown me a picture of her dead head, I might as well fess up that I killed the bitch on purpose."

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

He knows that, we know that.

f**king south africans

[Berni]

"I and I"? You f**king what, pal?

[Classic Jorge]

[IUFG]

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

I mean, your bog standard wife, yeah, sure, but not her

[Curly]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

So just loosed off a few rounds to cover the noise.

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

I noted that thon saffa from that welsh call centre has his own twitter account.

Sad day for Twitter

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[IUFG]

granted, they don't usually get out of bed...

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

[Curly]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

left

[The Tony]

[Classic Jorge]

[Brentwood]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Curly]

[redgunamo]

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

... we'll go into town and find out what everybody's been saying ... about us!" :music:

Oh sorry. I thought you said NMA. Bradford, and so on.

[Rich]

he seems incapable of doing. Nel is trying to show the judge this.

The way that he says it wasn't his fault a gun went off in a restaurant when in his hand.

Saying he didn't fire a gun out of a sunroof at a robot.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"I always have a Cape Coloured for a cook. They can cook, but man, they're so ugly! I mean, those pippul are a ginitic miss."

I've no idea what a Cape Coloured is, nor why they cook so well.

[Curly]

You,me and God innit

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Rich]

for a cook. She's a lovely person too and her cooking is to die for.

[Classic Jorge]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/377/469/ce0.gif

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

:-|

[Curly]

So,you're transparent then?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why must you speak to me of Irishers? You know it upsets me to think of them.

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

[Rich]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Coloureds

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Rich]

But even now the other races are tending to live outside townships more and more.

Some successful wons have also set up lovely houses within townships because they want to continue living by family and friends.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Language is a tricky thing like that, y'see

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Didn't thon De Klerk chappy have a tiny role in the fall of apartheid?

He wasn't an Anglo-Irish cricketer as well, was he?

[Ashberto]

167,550 swimming pools for 51 million people.

That's one pool for each of 304 people.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Rich]

[Ashberto]

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

like our blacks back home' and 'they're like children, really' appear. Usually about four or five pints in.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

arbitrary as their colour or parentage, or where they happened to go to school, or their accent. No, you treat everyone as an individual and judge each man equally.

wd j.

[Rich]

sign of affluence. If you have some nice gardens to your property in South Africa, a pool is really an essential because without one, it's quite hard to enjoy being outside for a long time.

In the summer the heat and, more importantly, humidity can be quite something.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Just people do tend to make it hard by doing stuff like referring to people as "a coloured".

Just like that saffa you judged earlier this thread

[Berni]

realised there was no point to life without test cricket so they stopped the silly apartheid business. wd dolly. wd cricket.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I win.

[Berni]

carry on with Apartheid, tbh.

[Classic Jorge]

*******

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Rich]

prosecution.

Their tempers both seem to be on the short side.

[Berni]

Politeness being one of them. ;-)

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They f**king are, as well.

[Berni]

I'm racist about. That would be rude. And they might punch me.

[Luis Anaconda]

he became when he stepped onto the field - Gunther or something

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

allow a more thorough and detailed model to be built, but to address the original statement "everyone has a pool", I think this calculation can reasonably demonstrate that everyone does not have a pool. Unless there are a lot of jolly big households.

[Classic Jorge]

you know full well what I mean

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]