According to this press release what I've just received, 28,000 UK children go to hospital every

[Berni]

year with injuries to their fingers from doors and door frames. Meanwhile, in the US, which has a population roughly 5 times as large as ours, over 750,000 children present at hospital for the same reason - nearly 27 times as many!

What conclusions can we draw from this disparity, AWIMB? Are there just more thick kinds in the US?

[Rich]

with it.

[One Wilf Copping]

...and door frames are tricky things, Berni. You see a splinter, they see a splinter cell.

:yikes:

[Classic Jorge]

http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2013/03/22/less-is-moo-the-genius-of-gary-larson/jcr:content/body/inlineimage_2.img.800.png/1363976273153.cached.png

[Monty91]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/21/bush2_wideweb__470x358,0.jpg

[Alexism - Atheoist]

We aint got no time for slow-closing doors or the people who can't handle them.

[Supermac1976]

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/glass-doors-are-dangerous-11.gif

[Supermac1976]

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/glass-doors-are-dangerous-1.gif

[One Wilf Copping]

[One Wilf Copping]

You're on for a hat-trick now...

[Alexism - Atheoist]