Good Lord! - according to the BBC (unimpeachable source of truth), there have been some eight

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

plane crashes since 1976 linked to pilot suicide!

So in addition to being pompous old windbags pretending there is something mystical about driving an airplane, most of them are suicidal, depressive maniacs hell bent on taking as many decent folk with them as they can.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and realise what they are exporting to innocent foreign climes, h. No wonder they're suicidal :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we're now descending at a rate of eight thousand feet a second and uhhhhhhhhhhhhh we should be clear to hit the ground in about for seconds uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

That's fine then, well as long as there was nobody who actually matters on board, hardly worth mentioning.