My passages and eyes are itchy and I've got a slight sore throat.

[Berni]

Can I blame the Saharan sand smog?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Clearly it's the nasty foreign sand that's doing it.

[Pokster]

[Berni]

I just thought I'd caught a cold or something. Good to know it's more glamorous and zeitgeisty than that, though.

Bloody Saharans.

[Berni]

Or did you mean 'hex'? :-)

[Pokster]