The Trip starts on Friday.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why is all the good stuff happening on TV just when it's time to start living again?

[Monty91]

Other than Fortnum, obvs...

[Berni]

You never used to miss any of these things when you were a Howard Hughes-style recluse.

[The Tony]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Others would direct you to La Fromagerie at Highbury Hill, I suppose.

Unless you mean the actual board, upon which squats the cheese? I wouldn't know about such a thing. I'd go to Selfridges and ask advice.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to persuade the c**t to sell me half of it back.

[Berni]

And stop calling people bad names.

[Monty91]

and I wanted to buy her a load for when she can eat it all again.

I'll look into your suggestions, thanks.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The chap who regularly inserts himself into my beautiful girl? I shouldn't call him a bad name?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Absolutely reeks in there, it does. :cloud9:

And, of course, a day trip there will give you an excuse to escape the mewling, puking brat whilst appearing to do so for selfless reasons.

[Berni]

You can't rent it out and then claim exclusivity, you know?


Sorry, we are still talking about an aeroplane here, aren't we?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I will never forgive him. I will, however, suck his balls and arse until he agrees to sell me half.

[Berni]

It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He stitched me right up. I explain when I see you.

[Berni]

I just didn't want you being intemperate for no good reason.

When did you last fly her? Aren't you afraid she might have preferred him?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I expect she's a little worn at the edges now. He's heavy-handed, b. He drags her around like a dog worrying a rat. He is a man lacking finesse.

She'll remember me.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The poor chap is subject to almost constant abuse on here. It's tantamount to bullying.

[redgunamo]

It's not brain surgery, you know; or scoring thirty league goals a season or anything.

[Berni]

http://www.whytraveltofrance.com/images/philippeolivierfromage.jpg

[Berni]

She's stuck with him.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

Didn't account for hormones :homer:

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

In ten years' time it will be 'mental cruelty' and she'll own 70% of your joint possessions. :thumbup:

[redgunamo]