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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-01-2014, 03:06 PM
Why is all the good stuff happening on TV just when it's time to start living again?
Monty91
04-01-2014, 03:13 PM
Other than Fortnum, obvs...
Berni
04-01-2014, 03:13 PM
You never used to miss any of these things when you were a Howard Hughes-style recluse.
The Tony
04-01-2014, 03:14 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-01-2014, 03:15 PM
Others would direct you to La Fromagerie at Highbury Hill, I suppose.
Unless you mean the actual board, upon which squats the cheese? I wouldn't know about such a thing. I'd go to Selfridges and ask advice.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-01-2014, 03:16 PM
I'm going to persuade the c**t to sell me half of it back.
Berni
04-01-2014, 03:17 PM
And stop calling people bad names.
Monty91
04-01-2014, 03:21 PM
and I wanted to buy her a load for when she can eat it all again.
I'll look into your suggestions, thanks.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-01-2014, 03:21 PM
The chap who regularly inserts himself into my beautiful girl? I shouldn't call him a bad name?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-01-2014, 03:22 PM
Berni
04-01-2014, 03:23 PM
Absolutely reeks in there, it does. :cloud9:
And, of course, a day trip there will give you an excuse to escape the mewling, puking brat whilst appearing to do so for selfless reasons.
Berni
04-01-2014, 03:25 PM
You can't rent it out and then claim exclusivity, you know?
Sorry, we are still talking about an aeroplane here, aren't we?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-01-2014, 03:26 PM
I will never forgive him. I will, however, suck his balls and arse until he agrees to sell me half.
Berni
04-01-2014, 03:28 PM
It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-01-2014, 03:33 PM
He stitched me right up. I explain when I see you.
Berni
04-01-2014, 03:34 PM
I just didn't want you being intemperate for no good reason.
When did you last fly her? Aren't you afraid she might have preferred him?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-01-2014, 03:36 PM
I expect she's a little worn at the edges now. He's heavy-handed, b. He drags her around like a dog worrying a rat. He is a man lacking finesse.
She'll remember me.
Classic Jorge
04-01-2014, 03:36 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-01-2014, 03:38 PM
The poor chap is subject to almost constant abuse on here. It's tantamount to bullying.
redgunamo
04-01-2014, 03:39 PM
It's not brain surgery, you know; or scoring thirty league goals a season or anything.
Berni
04-01-2014, 03:43 PM
http://www.whytraveltofrance.com/images/philippeolivierfromage.jpg
Berni
04-01-2014, 03:47 PM
She's stuck with him.
Berni
04-01-2014, 03:48 PM
Monty91
04-01-2014, 03:50 PM
Didn't account for hormones :homer:
Berni
04-01-2014, 03:52 PM
Monty91
04-01-2014, 03:53 PM
Berni
04-01-2014, 03:57 PM
In ten years' time it will be 'mental cruelty' and she'll own 70% of your joint possessions. :thumbup:
redgunamo
04-01-2014, 04:46 PM
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