Max Clifford’s defence is shaping up so far to be even more fun than the prosecution.

[Berni]

Thus far, his defence hinges on his ***** size, but also takes in orgies with Diana Dors, the phrase ‘slap and tickle’ (which I thought had been outlawed in about 1987), the implication that Diana Ross is riddled with clap and this quote from the man himself:



Quote:



"There was only one voice that I ever had and that was a gay voice. That was the only one could do. I suppose because I've spent a lot of time around gays."





I'll say this for Operation Yewtree: It's definitely made the papers much more fun.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10725249/I-att ended-Diana-Dors-sex-parties-says-Max-Clifford.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10725249/I-attended-Diana-Dors-sex-parties-says-Max-Clifford.html)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

in chambers with His Honour the judge could have proved the issue one way or another.

[Berni]

measurement from (I've heard of some taking it virtually from the perineum, which is clearly cheating), is Mr Clifford feeling a bit shy? Etc, etc.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Brentwood]

makes all sorts of accusations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuWO1ZUgxgo

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

[Supermac1976]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=562W1-HfJf0&feature=share &list=UU8lGcjXLd-25hqTng7w-orA&index=6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=562W1-HfJf0&feature=share&list=UU8lGcjXLd-25hqTng7w-orA&index=6)
:hehe:

[Supermac1976]