Dartford v Gravesend

[Ashberto]

0-0 draw, surely.

[The Rob2]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Berni]

My office is just around the corner from Dartford's ground, actually. I've never been.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

in the ming stakes.

[The Rob2]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

with our left winger's girlfriend, in her car. In the car park.

The details are a bit hazy at this distance, but I do remember there being quite the kerfuffle.

She was called Melanie; known amongst the cognoscenti as "Well wet no smell Mel."

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

I had a look, but saw no Shawarma. What's the point in that?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And what a terrific place that is! Paris in under two hours? Thank you, I think I shall.

[Berni]

be an unedifying experience. And rather unhygienic.

[Hillary]

infrequently - I remember them getting beaten 2-0 by Bournemouth in the 2nd round of the FA Cup. The 3rd round prize was a trip to Old Trafford :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Those ayrabs can f**k off.

I'm having shawarma next week. My birthday treat :cloud9:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I found a place that does shawarma wraps in Westfield Stratford.

I also developed a slight man-crush on a sales assistant in Gant there. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Was he really helpful or did he just smell nice?

[Berni]

Would it have been worse if it had been the right back, do you think?

And I thought you were their left winger?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Eventually they used to give him a lift on the team coach.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I played occasionally on the right wing but I was a second striker by trade.

[Hillary]

Rather amusingly, we got a police escort back to New Cross.

The idea of non-league football was always more appealing than the actuality. Hence my infrequent attendance, even though I lived so close.

[Berni]

tie with matching handkerchief. So far so meh, but he'd rolled up the legs of his suit trousers to halfway up the calf to reveal a pair of 16-hole oxblood DMs.

And he managed to carry this look off!!

I was lost in admiration. Frankly, I was putty in his hands after that. Barely even looked at the price. :love:

I went back there with E the following week to show her. She confirmed he was 'rocking' this look successfully. Amazing.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'll have to mosey on over and check him out.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I wanted to take a pic of him, but E wouldn't let me. Seemed to think it was 'gay' or something. :-(