What do all the people that were scoffing at the possibility of us signing Suarez in the summer

[Rich]

think now?

f**king ****ers.

[o2be a gooner]

is giroud a nice guy???

who cares ffs

[barrybueno]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or perhaps a seafood and pancake 'lasagne'?

[Berni]

I had a pear and apple Bellini on Saturday evening. It was a bit too peary and appley, tbh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Keep it nice and steady for a schoolnight.

[Pat Vegas]

If he had joined us and we'd had a great season because of it then you have a point.

You can't moan about people not wanting to sign a player who we didn't end up signing. He didn't join us because of them!
Liverpool stuck to their guns and are now seeing the reward.

[Berni]

She's dumped the Elthamian, you know? Demanded he either choose her or all sport he played. He said he wasn't sure. Wrong answer, apparently.

And after I bought the sod dinner. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Still, you have to give the chap marks for courage in the face of adversity.

Would you say that to a woman?

[Berni]

Hence how suave and faultless all my dealings with the fairer sex are. :-

To be fair, I think he may have realised his error, but she's in no mood to forgive, I hear. Hard little cow, she can be. :-)

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

you try hard enough to sign him. What could we have done better in the transfer market etc etc (good I sound like one of those people traing companies that make money spouting crap)

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]

He didn't come, not much I could have done if he had arrived, bar boo him every game, not cheer when he scored or stop going to the games.

If I'm a ****er on that basis then so be it.