While we're being rectally eviscerated by City next Saturday, Everton are away to Fulham. They then

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

have the daunting task of facing the mighty Arsenal at their own ground with a win drawing them level on points with a game in hand.

Writing is on the wall.

[TRENT COLTON]

We'll probably take it to the last day and snatch a 1-0 at Norwich. Another Kos winner for 4th.

[Mo Britain less Europe]