Are there any obvious stop-offs for flights from London to Bali

[Monty91]

to break up the journey into a less rigorous, say, 8 hours + 8 hours?

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You won't get a direct flight, but best to break the bulk of it first.

Get yourself on a flight to Singapore, eat your dinner, lay the seat flat and sleep for 8 hours, then pick up your connection to Bali.

[Brentwood]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

When's a good time to go?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Brentwood]

http://www.alilahotels.com/ubud

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

utterly and completely selfish? YOU chose to clutter the world with your spawn, but every other poor ******* has to sit on a flight for 13 hours listening to it mewl and screech and smell its ****?

Stay the fúck at home until your offspring is grown and stop inflicting it on decent people!

Selfish little ****.

[:hehe:]

:rolleyes:

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

special parking bays. They want to be allowed to board the aircraft first. They want individual babies' life rafts.

They should be made to stay at home until their droppings aren't a drain on the rest of us.

[Berni]

Babies are horrible little tw*ts imo. Best avoided.

[Monty91]

I do genuinely sympathise with your concerns, but please bear in mind that once I am your age and free of my parental responsibilities there is no guarantee I will experience the kind of mid-life crisis that compels you to galivant around the world in clothes made for men 20 years your junior. This may be my only chance.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The whole thing is disgusting and selfish.

[Pokster]

the parents will only enjoy the holiday if the baby has a good time, making it fly to bali is not a good idea

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's a first time for everything.

[Maz]

[Berni]

So that the world then has to watch their little excrescence slobbering and slurping away at its mother's dugs.

Jesus, it's rank.

[Monty91]

[Ashberto]

is to do the decent thing and drive down to Devon instead and stay in a rented cottage. Then, in a few short years time, when the child has grown beyond the ****ting and screaming, you can take him abroad with you.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Long-haul flights are no place for tiny humans.

[Monty91]

I'm going through a grieving period for my former freedoms right now and am currently in the 'denial' phase.

[Ashberto]

Her policy was obviously to be as indiscreet and offensive as possible, so that she could get self-righteous and start hitting people with politics if they objected.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm working with what I've got here, r.

[Monty91]

Changing its nappy within eyeshot, sure. But flopping a tit out? Why on earth would you object?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

as they possibly can.

I refuse to feel shame about the fact that seeing a mother nursing its infant properly turns me over. I know that I share this feeling with 90% of other men, they're just too scared to admit it.

[redgunamo]

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

Plus the nipples are usually large and coarse.

And the sight of this purblind creature gobbling at said object is, frankly, nauseating. Put it away.

[Monty91]

If it's a case of needs must, then what kind of arsehole would object?

[Berni]

- even sneezing it. The smell of milk pervades all. Eugh!

And she ruined a very nice Paul Smith tie of mine by slobbering milky dribble on it.

[Berni]

of things. Any woman who has got it out uncovered in public is making a statement. FACT.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I may have a bit of a thing for veiny teats. Haven't seen one in years, sadly.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Fúck knows what Germaine Greer would say to that.

[Ashberto]

She doesn't have to do it in front of people who are dining, just so she can call them an arsehole if they object.

Would you not even raise an eyebrow if a woman started doing this at one of yer fancy restaurants you go to?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It would be their daily Hamsptead Borders routine just done somewhere different.

[Berni]

Sometimes I wonder about your sexual peccadilloes. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:cloud9:

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

Honestly, you've a one-track mind.

[Monty91]

the woman in question a contemptible ****, this doesn't change the fact that it is a wholly inoffensive act to witness.

If the sight of a baby sucking a boob repulses you, you are a Sad, Sad Man, my friend.

[Ashberto]

Actually I don't need to see it sucking on a saggy boob to be repulsed. I honestly find babies repulsive enough anyway.

[Berni]

[Berni]

feelings on this matter.

[Berni]

God knows what it would do to m. :-(

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

I'm strictly posturing, old chap.

[redgunamo]

[Supermac1976]

That's it, I'm out of Murray Head.

[redgunamo]

Just like selecting a Zuchthundin.

[Berni]

Well...he is. So there.

[Berni]

of the country. Your frames of reference are a bit...well...severe. :-(

[Monty91]

is positively endearing :rolleyes:

Straw man argument against having kids, imo.

"I just find them repulsive"

We all do!!!!!!!!

[redgunamo]