Can we not call jews jews please? It sounds rude. Can we call them jewish people instead?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Thanks very much.

Just off to put this in a letter to the JC.

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"He's a jew."

"He's jewish" is much nicer.

[Berni]

After all, there are no Jewish dogs, cats, chickens and millipedes. Only Jewish people. Or 'Jews' as they're known.

[Monty91]

which is obviously much better.

So my son will be Jew-ish, but he won't be a Jew.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I assume you'll smuggle him in, too tight to buy him a ticket?

[Curly]

After 40 years I still don't know if they are Catholic ones or Protestants ones

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Think of all the times you call someone 'old chap', when you mean, 'c**t'.

[Rich]

[Berni]

Or one of those companies people hire to come up with meaningless names for companies like Consignia?

'Filotons - God's Chosen People Since 2,000 BCE'

Something like that?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Christianity is normal. It is God's default position. We therefore do not need to mention it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I wish you wouldn't be so rude.

[Monty91]

It would be wrong of me to attend the match given my sentiments about the competition. I would rather someone takes my seat for whom it would mean more.

And anyway, I've not seen us lift a trophy for 9 fúcking years. I'm bolloxed if the little **** is seeing one after 3 weeks.

[Ashberto]

[Curly]

[Berni]

So for instance, if someone said 'what do you know about this Monty chap', I might say (amongst other things) that 'he's a Jew' or 'he's Jewish'. I'm not going to say 'he's a Jewish person' or 'a person of Jew' as I'll sound mental. Any pejorative connotation exists in your mind rather than mine.

[Berni]

[Rich]

[Berni]

ie Us.

[Monty91]

given my regular denouncements of my religion and of religion as a whole.

Surely, "he wishes cancer on people who say even the most innocuous things and has apparently got a very big nose" would come to mind quicker?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly"

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Ashberto]

first thing he'd say about you. It was something, amongst others, that he might say.

[Berni]

Right after 'self-hating';-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

whether you enjoy and fulfilling sexual relationship. I might as, "B, tell me, do you and Mrs B regularly indulge in the mutually respectful and joyous physical aspects of married life?"

I would not ask, "Has she got a tight ****?"

Because that would be blunt, vulgar and rude.

Do you see? Jew = tight ****.

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

asked me if I was greek the other day.

"You have a greek nose", he said.

"This, sir, is a jewish nose" I replied.

Then I realised I was alone in a house with a muslamic with a terrorist beard who had just discovered I was jewish. I made a swift departure.

[Berni]

that I have never married (not like that - NTTAWWI).

[Supermac1976]

http://youtu.be/a1AHDNTXYSA
'His wordplay...It's too biting.' :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

Neurotic

Self Deprecating

Thrifty

Touchy

Quiet on Saturdays

that sort of thing?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Althought they got away with it by making him scotch instead.

Probably down to Walt Disney being a massive Anti-Semite. He was probably originally called Chaim Duckscovsky or something.

[Classic Jorge]

We must inform headgear that, pooing pints of blood aside, he is one of the chosen people.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

'Greek'? Ha!

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Berni]

I think the capital letters are important. Otherwise it's rude.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Jews shouldn't be made into things.

[Classic Jorge]

Crikey. I'm willing to round it up to four and stick Jim Rosenthal in there!

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

There's a few round my part of Dublin, the really weird ones. No interest in football I would say.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

D'oh!

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Curly]

Cliftonville - too many Palestine flags
and ermmm Crusaders :-)

[Classic Jorge]

certainly not a very good one, but the cartoon version set in space will be a corker

[:hehe:]

[Curly]

[Berni]

In fact, if they weren't, there wouldn't be any Jews. :shrug:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are you actually Himmler?

[Curly]

[Berni]

[Curly]

[Mc Gooner]

It's impossible to be rude to a scotch. Everyone knows that.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Mc Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You could always withhold your subscription. After all, you ARE paying my salary.