I don’t wish to be a bender, and I of course understand the general negativity after last weekend’s

[Monty91]

disaster, but the fact does remain that if we win our next two games – both at home and neither 12.45 kick offs (boom tish!) - we will be very much in touch with the top of the table having played all of our direct opponents apart from Everton.

Just sayin'...

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

our current injury situation and given the high profile of one of the next two opponents, I, for one, am holding out little hope for an upbeat end to the season.

[barrybueno]

[Monty91]

than Arsenal winning their next two games. And if we did...y'know....wink wink...who knows?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Alright. If we win our next two games I'll kiss your winkle.

[Luis Anaconda]

3 points and I'll be happy

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Quite upbeat.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We haven't played well for a number of weeks, we're missing a number of key players and confidence is low.

We're not going to win the FA cup.

[:hehe:]

:hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

imperialism, what we're having for dinner, househunting, impending nuptials, impending births, the price of fish - anything.

MUST we talk about football? It's too, too awful.

[Monty91]

:-|

[:hehe:]

:-|

[Monty91]

The missus isn't talking to me and we have no where to live that is viable to bring up a child. I might do a runner.

[Luis Anaconda]

Saturday night

"Glad you got home ok. Can you remember everything? ;)) "

[barrybueno]

boring piles of news **** so far this year :yawn:

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I shouldn't worry. We all feel like that in these circs. Things work themselves out. I used to wake up every night for about 5 months prior to my daughter's birth with a loud mylonic jerk(which I don't think exactly helped things with my then partner). Things were OK, though. Nobody died or anything.

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

and think we can rule out no 2 as a possibility b

[The JBear]

[Monty91]

against doing anything remotely unconventional.

I was at a Jewish wedding recently and told the father of the bride my girlfriend was pregnant and we had absolutely no plans to get married. His face literally turned to stone, Geoff.

[barrybueno]

[Monty91]

Silence since :shrug:

[Berni]

[The JBear]

[Berni]

equally entry-level? If so, you've only yourself to blame imo.

[Monty91]

Not even a question! Rhetorical at best!

I think my response to her protestations of "you're a fúcking nutcase" may have been what landed me in Coventry.

[:hehe:]

[Berni]

handed it over without a thought.

Pregnant women are screamingly mental. Even the sane ones.
Hormones and sh*t, innit. :shrug:

[Monty91]

Tune, mayo, sweetcorn, red onion, salt and pepper.Potato cooked as per Nigel Slater's directions. Delish.

She's always claimed not to be hormonal at all, so she can't play the pregnancy card now.

[barrybueno]

:hide:

[Pokster]

we will do well to finish higher than 4th

[The Tony]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

In general the subject has been around for what seems like quite a while so I just assumed it was approaching the time.

Best of luck and all that. Been there, done that, not easy.

[Monty91]

He might even make the Semi, though that would be sub-optimal for all concerned.

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]

But not one that hopes are being pinned on, because we'd probably f**k up the next game after that.