Apparently you should lock the door before having a ****, cause if the missus catches you it can

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

cause a lot of marital upset and strife :yikes: :hehe:

The worst marital crime is to be caught ****ing off to porn!

[Chief Arrowhead]

you must be new at this marriage business. There are many, many, many things you can do that are worse.

[Classic Jorge]

own up D-A-G, it was shemale scat, wasnt it?