Just seen a quote from Mourinho which is sending me into a Kevin

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Keegan "I will love it if we beat them" moment of rage.

Mourinho: 'I admire Wenger and I admire Arsenal, a club that stands by their manager in bad moments - of which there were quite a lot.'

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

Having a nasty head cold is too good for him.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Though in reality the concept of wishing cancer on him is to sink below his level.

Sorry.

[Rich]

[Pokster]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Give the f**ker bad Aids at least.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

I mean I've had cancer. No biggie imo. Much rather that than the bad AIDS.

[Monty91]

In fact, it landed him a cushy little pad on the Hampstead borders.

[Berni]

If not, it's Good AIDS. Unless you're African.

[Monty91]

This leads me to believe he was engaged in feline bum coitus when he contracted the disease.

Bad Aids :judge:

[Ashberto]

I described a serious illness and suggested that he deserved worse.

Suggesting that someone deserves something isn't the same as wishing it on them.

Though if I said I wanted him to go to hell no-one would have batted an eyelid. Conclusion: Eternal damnation is less bad than cancer.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

is the equivalent of your girlfriend saying "please stop prodding me in the back with your erect *****, I am not in the mood"

[Harry Balls]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

With cancer you die and that's it, with eternal damnation you're f**ked for ever and a day.

[Berni]

You're weird. :-(

[Monty91]

everyone was doing it.

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

[Berni]

sins of the flesh and actually help you out.#

No idea what it says in made-up religions, but if you believe in them you're going to hell anyway. And rightly so, you bloody heretic.

[Free SL]

March is our best month for points under Arsene, with April and May not far behind.

[Peter]

Arsene will.