All these no make up selfies plastered over facebook are quite the eye opener.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Ears are alight]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

"You still look beautiful babes" :hehe:

[Monty91]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

On the plus side, that's really stuck it to cancer.

That's one in the eye for the dastardly cell mutating virus, wd the ladies.

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

That's a crock of ****. Why the f**k should girls be pressured into doing that? And of course, who could possibly object once nominated?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

In a mood as well?

You and redgunamo haven't had a row, have you?

[Rich]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

in just 2 weeks. When it is that aggressive, catching it early is unbelievably important. And a lot of people don't realise that.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[Rich]

good thing as Cancer Research UK will be making considerably more than they typically do.

[Classic Jorge]

Obviously I'm Brad Pitt here, space monkeys

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

who've never done a day's work in their lives and just sit around like overgrown schoolboys pissing around with chemistry lab equipment and achieving less than fúck all.

A waste of time, every man jack c**t of them.

[Doughboy-TSL]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde?

Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson?

[Classic Jorge]

It's almost as bad as the tits who pester you to sponsor them for some anti-fun run.

With the best will in the world, you and your zany feats for charidee do not make up for your chronic deficiency of wit or the black hole where your personality should be.

Even if you are dressed as the hilarious 118 man.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Aged 35? Still at school? GET A FÚCKING JOB!

[redgunamo]

Nobody minds a misanthrope, so long as he's not a cheapskate.

[Classic Jorge]

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

But in a real world scenario these ****ers who can't find a cure for the common cold, never mind cancer, would have all been on the dole years ago. Instead, governments chuck tax-payer's money at them, and we all get morally blackmailed into topping up their no-doubt enormous, index-linked pension pots with our donations, while they sit on their fat arses doing precisely fúck. All.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Oh no. I remember. They did fúck all, which is almost exactly the same as they have done since, and pretty well certainly exactly the same as they will do.

Why would they? The ****s get paid anyway.

I bet they've got a pool table and a selection of Pink Floyd records in their common room, though.

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Rich]

In fact, some cancers which were almost always fatal in the 70s now have an almost 100% survival rate.

In fact, the number of deaths attributed to breast cancer is now lower than it has been in the last 100 years. And consider how many people there are on the planet today compared to the same number 100 years ago.

Things will constantly improve, but only with time and money.

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're playing darts and drinking tea.

[Rich]

[redgunamo]

[Pat Vegas]