What the f*ck is a Jack Monroe and why won't it f*ck off and take its awful tattoos, leftovers and

[Berni]

absurd, bourgeois pretence that anyone who is actually hard up reads Guardian articles about food with it?

[Classic Jorge]

I mean, it's not a meal if you dont have red meat.

It's at best a starter.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

in a Smug Self-Righteous Hypocrisy Sauce.

[Jake]

Sick of her.

Some decent recipes though tbh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

*Assuming you have ten half-used tins of awful hippy ****e open in your cupboards.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's some intersectionality, if you will.

[Berni]

If I were a downtrodden prole, I think I'd probably see it as the do-gooding middle classes telling me what to do and how I should live yet a-f*cking-gain and tell her to stick it up her bum.

[Berni]

Can you spot the internal contradiction in her Wikipedia entry here? (Clue: the use of the word 'forced')



Quote:



Monroe gained a profile in the British press for her recipes for ultra-affordable meals, which she created after she left her job at Essex County Fire and Rescue Service and was forced as a single mother to find cheap ways to feed herself and her son.

[Classic Jorge]

I think I'd rather starve than swear off meat.

There's a reason Findas Crispy Pancakes still sell well.

[Classic Jorge]

So, unless the three year old was remarkably self sufficient I would say she was pretty forced to look after him.

[Berni]

No wonder the poor chap left if his bird started pretending to like lezzing up. Her own fault.

[Jake]

Quote:



It insisted, however, on her doing two days and two nights. The nights were 15 hours long and the job was based in Brentwood, which is 30 miles away. She applied for a transfer to a job cooking in the canteen. Or installing smoke alarms in people's houses. "It got to the point where they just thought I was being a pain," she says. "I think at the time the top seven ranks in Essex fire service were exclusively men. My boss's attitude was: when you chose to have a baby why didn't you think this through?"

[Classic Jorge]

I'm starting to hate you and C for making me defend her though.

[Berni]

Jack. She's deffo a pretendy dyke.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Absolutely impossible. Or, to put it another way, why bother when there are any number of daft c**ts having 55% of their hard-earned stolen by the Revenue to shower on the tattooed, lazy, indolent wastes of skin generated by 70 years of socialism.

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

In response to an assualt against proles who don't grow their own organic gravy-plants or some such.

[Berni]

watching porn and scratching her arse - drive a taxi, do painting and decorating, etc for cash in hand? Or, failing that, feign some sort of workplace injury and go on the sick?

No initiative, that's her problem.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:thumbup:

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

They should all be gassed, etc, etc.

[Berni]

Hideous, sweaty, middle aged men in Ford Focuses aren't going to suck their own cocks, ffs!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

driven a Ford Focus.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Which is a waste, given all the firemen she used to hang around with

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I wear trousers. :-(

[Ashberto]

by offering state and local-authority subsidised housing?

Or would it be the socialism that didn't exist in the previous century when the lower orders were still considered by some as lazy, indolent wastrels?

[Berni]

Short of signing up for sensibleshoes.com, getting a poster of Claire Balding and playing rugby, she couldn't have been much more explicit about it, could she?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Where do babies come from? If two ladies rub their boobies together (or whatever dorty lezzas do) does a baby appear?

No. I believe a man is required to do a naughty with the lady.

So only AFTER the child support and the housing benefit has she discovers she loves not the cock.

Suspicious.

[Berni]

This is the sort of thing

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/fZlGcjSKw.Sl.ypm9pB9wQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/rankings-uk/pleat-120139571251.jpg

[Berni]

least - what? - the next ten years?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

impregnate her, the better to rape the benefits system and ensure that I have to engage in some HIGHLY expensive tax, erm, 'planning'.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

specialised accountants and solicitors to exploit? It's not fair.

[Berni]