LinkedinAwimb. I signed up for this a while ago but never updated it or really looked at it. I've

[Pat Vegas]

been told it is a must in today's world. And I am way behind if I don't get this sorted out sharpish.

It may be useful for when I move. But I don't understand it imo. Any tips?

[Berni]

And they do the same to you. That's it, basically.

[Harry Balls]

[Pat Vegas]

Lot's of hassle.

But worth it. Found many useful items on expat forums. thought I don't like the term expat. I am more of a exfash.

[Classic Jorge]

That'll ingratiate you

[Berni]

things? What do they want?

[Classic Jorge]

I began to thank people for them, if they were genuine, but in the end the sheer volume just gets irritating.

I may just add 'being endorsed by strangers' to my skillset and see who clicks that

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

By virtue of endorsing you they are the type of person that sees value in this charade.

They endorse Berni for Project Management. You endorse them for Change Management.

They head off for lunch with a spring in their step. You head off for lunch wondering what the f**k Change Management really means.

[Berni]

A snapshot, at best, I'd have thought. And a pretty inaccurate one at that. But then social media is all my arse, tbh.

[Classic Jorge]

Recruitment is a nightmare

[Pat Vegas]

professional.

Not a bad office with a view of the Thames and that. so it will look good. I will dress up wall street style and slick my hair back for the photo.

[Berni]

a couple of pages of coherent text without too many spelling mistakes or obvious falsehoods. Hobbies and interests is an ace way of spotting a total bellend, as well. I still keep this one as my all-time favourite.



Quote:



HOBBIES AND INTERESTS

I’m a keen self expressionist. I partake in Skateboarding and producing music.

I enjoy the above as it allows me to develop a winning attitude and express myself in an intresting format. My Music allows me to work in a team and exchange ideas’s and develop as a person.

My Skateboard allows me to show people how I can push myself on my own.

I like socialising, as it is a great way to meet people.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

http://wrestlingonearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/RonSwansonMizcoInferno.gif

[Berni]

To this day I'm not sure whether the term "a keen self-expressionist", "My Skateboard allows me to show people how I can push myself on my own" or "I like socialising, as it is a great way to meet people" is my favourite bit.

And this, remember, was from a chap applying for a job as a writer. :clap:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Ashberto]

I seem to have burned my bridges to the future.