So the theory I'm now hearing is all that this Malaysian airline nonsense is just a smokescreen to

[Berni]

hide the fact that it's been hijacked and to make time for negotiations. Or something. My source reckons it's parked somewhere at KL airport, hiding in plain sight among all the other Malaysian Airlines planes. :shrood: :sherlock:

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

abduction.

By far the most likely scenario remains, of course, that it's at the bottom of the briny. The facts are all so contradictory, however, that until the thing is found, one will have cause for doubt.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Are there any special codes from the staff that I should look out for to alert me to some kind of terror attack?

For example, when I was on the Waterloo & City line last week, at Waterloo, the tannoy announcement was "Will Mr Sands please come to the control room" And it was repeated 6 times. I know that is code for a fire alarm or something without alerting the public. Naturally I just ran to get the hell out of there.

So is there an equivalent for planes? I need to know the codes.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

But then I'd have to kill you.

If you hear the phrase, "No.1 to the flight deck please." then you'd do best to put your head between your legs and kiss your arsehole goodbye.

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"Kill Your Friends" is a terrific romp.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I doubt I will be able to hear the commotion going on at the front of the plane as they struggle for the controls. What with me being so near the back and all.

[Pat Vegas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

but started to make me feel slightly grubby after a while. But then I'm a sensitive soul, as you know.

[Berni]

They're looking off the coast of Australia now, ffs! The thing's just got ridiculous.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

people. And rather than some shady tale of underclass noncery, it's a shady tale of possible terrorism, hijack and complex international politics.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Peter]

Board and no flight informstion on the entertainment system. Flightt ook two hours longer than usual.

The explanation for the added security from the flight crew was excellent. "We cant afford to lose an A380" :hehe: :hehe:

[Peter]

[PET]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

crashed - they just didn't know exactly why. This is different.

[Berni]

by now. :-(

[Peter]

[Monty91]

Easy not to give the game away to some thicko pizza delivery bloke.

"Just leave it outside, mate"

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Pat Vegas]

[The JBear]

[Monty91]

I was quite surprised on my last long haul flight, when I wasn't able to sleep and stood down the back with the crew for most of the flight, that they gave me carte blanch with the on-board snacks. I must have got through about a quarter of the supplies.

[barrybueno]

[Peter]

Some very good coffee outlets as well.

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JGnxWlhfrrM/0.jpg

[PSRB]

[Peter]

The crew dont really give a f**k. Unless you keep pressing your button at your seat to order a drink. If you do that they will cut you off sharpish.

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

and she must have asked me - with no apparent loss of patience - if she could have her seat back about 12 times.

Then I got in everyone's way as they tried to deal with some bloke who collapsed by the toilets.

United Airlines, it was. Lovely people.

[Mack]

https://plus.google.com/app/basic/stream/z13cv1gohsmbv5jmy22 1vrfyiz3vdhbop04 (https://plus.google.com/app/basic/stream/z13cv1gohsmbv5jmy221vrfyiz3vdhbop04)

[Peter]

Huge relief to know thst st least one passenger isnt a c**t.

I am always incredibly polite to them and try to demand nothing.

Then again, some crews are just lazy, nasty c**ts. Hence i mever fly BA.

[Monty91]

We know it's not *really* true.

If you think there is a disproportionate number of ****s working for BA, do you attribute this to their specific corporate culture or something else?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"There's no way we can publish nthis!" and then realised that he was crying with laughter.

I was somewhat ashamed about how much of it felt entirely familiar.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

No more for me the baggy waistband or the drooping crotch. :cry:

[Monty91]

[Berni]

They were a comfortable, sensible pant from a sane time when those were the major considerations rather than what you looked like in said pant.

[Peter]

Which kind of suggests a lack of consistency if anything. I prefer to know what i am getting. Every emirates flight is largely the same. In fact, i pretty much know all of the crew :-)

[Mack]

wons which are just tiresomely stupid..

[Berni]

can't really say why.

[Monty91]

Charlie in Y-fronts :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

almost impossible to discuss without using 'jargon'; this brings the further realisation that there are no layman's terms to describe many of these complex points, so the only way to address them would be using hours and hours of explanation.

The short answer is that most of the 'facts' being released at the press conferences and all the stories being leaked by governments and investigative agencies are contradictory.

[Berni]

However, I continued to wear them happily long after the death of said relationship, so I feel I had the last laugh.

[Berni]

is clearly what this whole conspiracy depends upon. So it's working.

How's your leggy, btw?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's a bit up and down, but better than expected. I have therefore been tasked with one week of 'gentle bike work'. It it survives this, chances are the tear has mended itself and I can slowly start working again; if it flares up, however, it's the knife.

Ironically, today is a bad day and far too painful to consider 'gentle bike work'.

[Berni]

the (no pun intended) long run.

Easy for me to say, however.

[Pokster]