Imagine if Arsene picked up the ball and fired into an opponents face

[Chief Arrowhead]

It might just be the impetus for an international incident. England may recall their French ambassador.

But it's Timmy Sherwood, who is a gamer, so it is all excused as 'the heat of the moment'.

What a dickhead.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Chief Arrowhead]

That word is strictly verboten here, so it does not readily come to mind. See, I can't even type it.