How hard is it make people understand that tequila is only to be drunk

[Luis Anaconda]

off the naked breast of a stripper. Served any other way it is the most vile concoction on Dennis's earth

[Curly]

Whatever happened to 6 beers before the pub,8 pints in the pub and a carryout for after the pub?

[Classic Jorge]

the TVR is one of the most depraved alcoholic drinks, including absinthe

[The Rob2]

it's a great way to get girls pissed as well

I mean what?

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Classic Jorge]

Also, you can mix shots with things that actually taste nice, so that's a bonus.

[Luis Anaconda]

allowing them into pubs was a nightmare

[Luis Anaconda]

there are so many things wrong with that sentence

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Or a party when it is the very last bottle you can find in the stranger's house that is having the party forced on him.

See also Limoncello.

[Classic Jorge]

Also with Trannies, going out on the lash with a group of Heshes is something every young chap must do at least once.

[Ashberto]

Beer comes conveniently shipped with alcohol which makes you piss, and the alcohol in the beer comes conveniently shipped with water to stop you drying up.

wd beer imo

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

That said, dont ever try and mix it with some separated Bailey's that was probably a bit iffy when the old king was on the throne.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Absolutely f**king vile.

[Luis Anaconda]

a couple of whiskey sours, a few beers some shots, some more shots and five minutes explaining to a cab driver at 3am that I'll know where I live when I get there

[Luis Anaconda]

surefire way to a woman's ...er...heart

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A drink being vile has never been a reason not to drink it.

Needs must on occasion, a chap may have a thirst for example.