Hmmm. Offer accepted on a lovely flat in Turnpike Lane...

[Monty91]

And then I read this... :rubchin:

http://soupdujournalism.wordpress.com/tag/turnpike-lane/

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Monty91]

The missus is up for it, but I'm scared. It's alright for her - i'm the demographic that is much more likely to get mugged/stabbed/murdered. The worst she can expect is a bit of rape.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Is Ducketts Common the wee bit of grass on your right as you head from TL in the direction of Manor House?

All my time living there and I never knew it's name. It was simply the park beside the pub.

Back to the article, seems a little over the top to me, for example is complaining because there is security guards at the doors of shops, presumably in Wood Green Shopping Centre.

You were under no illusion the area is upmarket.

[Pat Vegas]

Actually the basketball courts are far to nice for the area.

They are the best I've seen

[Pat Vegas]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Ashberto]

This might help skew the numbers in your favour. As for the rest, take your best scowly face and don't look at anyone. Failing that, you could always threaten them with cancer.