Weekend European Breakwimb. I want to plan a long weekend away to somewhere in Europe around June or

[Pat Vegas]

July.

I need a holiday as I haven't been away for a whole 3 weeks now.

next month I am going to Northern Italy and Switzerland.

I want to make the most of my remaining time in UK to slip in one or 2 more trips. But keep the prices low just go for 3 or 4 days. I haven't actually been to that many places in Europe.

I've only been to
France, Belgium, Holland, Italy and Poland.

Scandinavia is somewhere I would like to visit. And Germany and Austria. Decisions Decisions.

[Red N White Army]

[Pokster]

[Berni]

go right off the idea again. But I might actually do it at some point. Although I do worry whether I could take two weeks surrounded by Germans.

[Berni]

You won't eat well there, of course, but if you just want goulash or things with chips, you'll be fine.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You'll be surrounded by card-carrying members of the NSDAP, of course, but try to ignore that detail.

What about the Baltic bits? Vilnius is supposed to be delightful, although I can't vouch for it personally. Best go take a look before Putin goosesteps in.

[Curly]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

is a moral outrage, a waste of your brief time on God's earth and a shame, shame shame shame shame, shame on you.

[Berni]

And I did a minty, lemony, red peppery thing with coarse bulghur wheat. Very nice it was.

[Pat Vegas]

and the time limit of when I could use the trip expired.

[Curly]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

anything.

[Curly]

I will never visit them

[Pokster]

[Curly]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

We could swing if you like.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's the Irish bit down south I was dissing tbh.

[Berni]

I really do have to explore other bits of Turkish food beyond meat on sticks, stuff in phyllo or stuff with bulghur wheat, though.

[Berni]

town - one that no longer even has a low-intensity conflict going on to distinguish it or make it sexy.

The North Antrim coast's nice, though.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You have become over-excited by a kebab and you are failing to remember that your Turk is a bum-raping peasant, and that beyond the obvious, his cuisine is not to be bothered with.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And this bit of the north of England is over some sea, isn't it? Ridiculously isolated. You'd think they'd do something about it.

[Berni]

rape my bum. I think we all need to take another look at our Turkish friends, stop harping on about the whole Armenian unpleasantness and fearing for our bottoms.

Embrace your local Turk.

[Curly]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Yes.

[JUNGLEMAN]

[Mack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wmIZEl1nSo&sns=em

[Classic Jorge]