Seriously dude,where's my 'plane?

[Curly]

Iranians?
False passports?
5 passengers put their luggage on but didn't board?
A sure sign if ever there was one,that they haven't a fúcking scooby what's going on

[Pokster]

they can find a big 777 somewhere near Malaysia

[Mack]

[Berni]

than they're telling. 'Cos the current situation makes no bleeding sense.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

http://www.maldivesfinest.com/hotnews

[Luis Anaconda]

[Mack]

'Media reports have revealed that Chinese authorities are adjusting some 20 satellites to help search efforts. They did not say what kind satellites are those, communication ones or telescopes.''

[Rich]

[Berni]

Mind you, I don't think I've ever been on a flight that didn't have at least one Australian on it.

[Rich]

[Pat Vegas]

And all the people on board act like nothing has ever happened.

[Berni]