I turned on the news last night only to see that awful Gordon Brown fellow. Gave me quite a turn

[Berni]

it did. I'd hoped to have seen the last of him dressed like someone had thrown a suit at an orangutan, with his wonky face, weird side-of-mouth breathing thing and unkempt hair.

When my disgust had subsided to a manageable level, I started listening to the odd, guttural noises he was making. He appeared to be suggesting that the way to keep Scotland in the Union was to bribe them with EVEN MORE OF OUR F*CKING MONEY!!!! :furious:

F*ck that. Seriously. F*ck that hard. :-(

[Pat Vegas]

[Rich]

is saying something.

I really do think that they should be banished from running from power.

Every time they just f**k EVERYTHING up. Every time.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

More money? Is there anything left to tax?

[Mc Gooner]

Genuinely curious :shrug:

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Pokster]

[Berni]

Indeed, I know many Scots whom I like. Most of my teasing about being 'scotch' is just that: teasing.

Politically, on the other hand, I am deeply offended by the profoundly unjust situation whereby you are allowed to vote yourself perks and privileges that are not available to the rest of the UK, but which are paid for ultimately by the South East of England. I also resent the fact that your voting patterns allow the Labour Party to be a credible political force to skew our domestic policy in our Parliament while your domestic policy is decided elsewhere. That is wholly unjust.

While we're at it, I find ridiculous the Anti-English posturing many of your countrymen like to indulge in while knowing full well that they haven't actually got the balls to go for independence and would rather continue suckling at the golden tit.

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Mack]

disappeared in Atlantic few years back I recall there was data transmitted back to manufacturer during flight re systems performance which was available to investigators before black box recovery. Would that apply here or is this plane too old for such fancy stuff?

[Berni]

you're likely to find on a board devoted to a football team based in London, but I don't even know what "anti every part of the UK that isn't the SE" means. In what sense am I "anti" them? Do I want them to devolve? No. Do I always prefer the South East to other parts of the UK? No. Do I know and like people from other parts of the UK? Yes.

So I actually don't have a clue what you're on about. :shrug:

[Curly]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Maz]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

However, we don't know if it was switched on or if it was working. It isn't a mandatory item.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I've just been invited to Porton Down. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Must involve spuds.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

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[Berni]

piscine biology and I get abuse? Nice. F*cking nice.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What do I know from fish?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

nor understanding its respiratory system in any meaningful way.

[Berni]

Perhaps you could ask your fish man? He'd know about that sort of thing.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can't think of a German fish dish.

[Berni]

They pickle herring, don't they? In Hamburg and such?

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Do they do a thing with fish and chorizo? I could do that.

[Berni]

Failing that, it's pretty much carp and pike. And frankly, I'd rather eat my own organ of generation. :-(