I was in the pub last night when a female loon came in with her hubby

[Curly]

And before she even had her coat off she began chewing the balls of some bloke sitting at the bar.
Apparently she was having a go at him for nicking her seat at the pub in 1978.
Her poor ******* husband :-(

[Berni]

I had images of her dropping to her knees and gnawing on some poor chap's sac. :-(

To be fair to me, I have met women from Northern Ireland, so knew it wasn't out of the question.

[Free SL]

if he's happy to be seen in public with her, he deserves no sympathy.

[Chief Arrowhead]

Although rarely is that kind of behavior seen outside of Arkansas.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Life is hard, c.

[Norn Iron]

[Curly]

[Berni]

It's important to use the right terms so as not to cause offence..

[Chief Arrowhead]

things got a bit higgeldy-piggeldy then.

[Alexism - Atheoist]

[eastgermanautos]

[Curly]

One guy wears a lifejacket every day.
Another brings a bottle of holy water and blesses every pint with it.
Probably why I love it.

[Gooner Canuck]

Of course in the Great White North we think of something entirely different ... http://bit.ly/Pk7PzL

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Simple as that.

[Alexism - Atheoist]

even if I may never visit it.

[Supermac1976]