Whilst we are on the subject of burgers. I am having difficulty making home made burgers

[Pat Vegas]

without the f**king things falling apart.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

No egg. Never.

[Curly]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And I am no chef.

[Classic Jorge]

The lad's clearly gone for some mince that's far too lean, he needs me to save his bacon (& cheeseburger).

[Berni]

That way it holds together. No need for egg. You can also add breadcrumbz.

[Pat Vegas]

[Jake]

Pre-heat the pan/griddle, don't repeat flip as it encourages crumbling.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He also claimed not to be putting his ***** into a lady that wasn't his wife when indeed he was.

Not a credible witness.

[Norn Iron]

[Jake]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

When you say "grated cheese" I assume you mean those cheese slices?

[Pat Vegas]

end.

It was alright.

Cooking is not my strong point.

[Classic Jorge]

credit where credit's due, sw

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hcu_l4tB2oM/TneV39LdIQI/AAAAAAAAAaI/bcmKmvi9znw/s1600/gordondwarf1.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

[Curly]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The sex dwarf appears to be dead.

[Norn Iron]

You've got to eat it before it melts.

http://www.pennmac.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cheddar-cheese.jpeg

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

[Curly]

I wouldn't like to see thon graph

[Jake]

If so I'm afraid you may be a dribbler.

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

Was he fighting the badgers? I forget.

[Mc Gooner]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Norn Iron]

[Norn Iron]

The eggs were too big for their compartments and caused the water to boil over. I gave up in the end. Cooking isn't my strong point either.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Good man Norn.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Whilst on the subject of burgers...

I got all confused.

[Alexism - Atheoist]

Lipton Onion Soup. Works a treat.

For cheeseburgers, substitute cheez-its for the saltines.

Brought to you by America's Processed Food Industry.

[Alexism - Atheoist]

Why on earth no egg? It's a binder b...exactly what he's missing!!!

[Kev the Gooner]